The accord recognizes every nation’s right to request medium and quietly regret it.
THE HAGUE—Delegates from 38 nations signed a landmark agreement Friday establishing a common definition of mild salsa.
Negotiations nearly collapsed over whether visible seeds constituted an act of escalation.
The treaty takes effect once every signatory locates a clean jar lid.
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By Mara Velez · September 16, 2026
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